Departure zone
24 November 2023
Tokyo Haneda airport
After checking in and going through security, I realised I probably should have got my dinner before going through security. So my top tip is, eat....
New airport briefly
28 October 2023
Cairns Airport
I am currently in the Cairns international departure hall for the first time in my life. It is tiny. The domestic terminal was surprisingly huge a....
Stage one of two on a tiny jet
28 October 2023
Melbourne to Cairns
Just over a year ago, I was all set to head off to Japan after having cancelled the 2 previous years due to the ongoing pandemonium. Everything wa....
Phase 3 of 3 - Jewel shower
23 May 2023
Jewel Changi airport
The rare third update. Probably the final update! Although because 2 trips ago the bus broke down after arriving back in Melbourne, sometimes I po....
Singapore arrival
22 May 2023
Taipei to Singapore on a Boeing 787
Well, now I am in Singapore. It is late for me, a quarter to midnight! So this will be brief and nonsensical. All my transfers in both Taipei and....
Full discombobulation
28 April 2023
Arriving in Taipei on a Boeing 787 Dreamliner
Well I am here now, I think. It took a really long time to get here. Felt a lot longer than getting to South Korea even though Taiwan is closer to....
Slow motion sex scenes on repeat
28 April 2023
Melbourne to Singapore on an Airbus A350
Now I am in Singapore. I have already been here a few hours, and have a few to go, so time to exaggerate and make some stuff up about the flight. ....
Leaving just before midnight sux
27 April 2023
Melbourne airport
So at the time of writing, war has not broken out in Taiwan. Surprising perhaps. Time for the disclaimer: everything I type here is ill informed, ....
The bus did not break down
1 December 2022
Singapore to Melbourne on a Boeing 777
Well, the bus did not break down. The flight was short but it was full of misbehaving child screaming, jumping on seats and people I am sure had c....