Early morning drunken fighting
30 March 2024
Melbourne airport
I have now completed the most dangerous part of my journey, walking from my home to the Skybus in central Melbourne at 3:30am on Easter Saturday. ....
5 hours between flights
25 November 2023
Tokyo to Cairns on a Virgin 737 max
I had an entire row to myself on the plane which was less than half full. They cannot continue with this service forever like this. Not that I am ....
Departure zone
24 November 2023
Tokyo Haneda airport
After checking in and going through security, I realised I probably should have got my dinner before going through security. So my top tip is, eat....
New airport briefly
28 October 2023
Cairns Airport
I am currently in the Cairns international departure hall for the first time in my life. It is tiny. The domestic terminal was surprisingly huge a....
Stage one of two on a tiny jet
28 October 2023
Melbourne to Cairns
Just over a year ago, I was all set to head off to Japan after having cancelled the 2 previous years due to the ongoing pandemonium. Everything wa....
Phase 3 of 3 - Jewel shower
23 May 2023
Jewel Changi airport
The rare third update. Probably the final update! Although because 2 trips ago the bus broke down after arriving back in Melbourne, sometimes I po....
Singapore arrival
22 May 2023
Taipei to Singapore on a Boeing 787
Well, now I am in Singapore. It is late for me, a quarter to midnight! So this will be brief and nonsensical. All my transfers in both Taipei and....
Full discombobulation
28 April 2023
Arriving in Taipei on a Boeing 787 Dreamliner
Well I am here now, I think. It took a really long time to get here. Felt a lot longer than getting to South Korea even though Taiwan is closer to....
Slow motion sex scenes on repeat
28 April 2023
Melbourne to Singapore on an Airbus A350
Now I am in Singapore. I have already been here a few hours, and have a few to go, so time to exaggerate and make some stuff up about the flight. ....