No drama departure
25 October 2025
Melbourne airport departure
It seems I have been dispatched to Japan to welcome in their first ever female prime minister, who may be an android, and possibly hopes to return....
The end is so boring
27 April 2025
Singapore to Melbourne on an Airbus A350
Time to end this. Getting to the airport in Singapore and through customs, of course no problem. The flight itself, sneeze and cough filled, full ....
3 flights are better than one?
29 March 2025
Virgin Melbourne to Adelaide
There are roughly 6 direct flights a day between Melbourne and Hong Kong. Due to excessive tightarsedness, I have chosen to pretend direct flights....
Bus fight
26 October 2024
Virgin Australia to Cairns
Right now I am sitting in the Melbourne Virgin Australia lounge having some fruit toast as there is no food on my flights today. 10 hours of no fo....
Early morning drunken fighting
30 March 2024
Melbourne airport
I have now completed the most dangerous part of my journey, walking from my home to the Skybus in central Melbourne at 3:30am on Easter Saturday. ....
Stage one of two on a tiny jet
28 October 2023
Melbourne to Cairns
Just over a year ago, I was all set to head off to Japan after having cancelled the 2 previous years due to the ongoing pandemonium. Everything wa....
Leaving just before midnight sux
27 April 2023
Melbourne airport
So at the time of writing, war has not broken out in Taiwan. Surprising perhaps. Time for the disclaimer: everything I type here is ill informed, ....
The bus did not break down
1 December 2022
Singapore to Melbourne on a Boeing 777
Well, the bus did not break down. The flight was short but it was full of misbehaving child screaming, jumping on seats and people I am sure had c....
Korea again? Surely not!
3 November 2022
Melbourne airport
This will be an overly long extremely self indulgent introduction so buckle up. First of all, just a few days ago over 150 people were killed in I....
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