I want to murder your children
21 October 2017
Melbourne to Singapore and the airport butterfly garden
As mentioned above, my 7.5 hour flight from Melbourne to Singapore was completely full, full of sickly horrible children. Despite having a roomy s....
26 hours door to door then more
21 October 2017
Melbourne airport via skybus to the Singapore Airlines lounge
3rd year in a row going to Japan at this time. Decaying leaf matter has proven far too exciting for me to resist so I must return and marvel at th....
Early morning late night flight
5 March 2017
Snacking in the Singapore airlines lounge at Melbourne airport
Time for another months holiday. Its been 3 and a half months since I came back from Japan, so thats long enough of not being on holiday. I am goi....
Magpie attack!
16 October 2016
Transiting from domestic to international terminals at Brisbane airport
After a sleepless night concerned about my sleepless night, it was time to get up at 4am and get going. Japan yet again, so unoriginal, I should p....
Internet in the sky
22 May 2016
Flying business class to Dubai on Emirates
For the first time ever, I have used wifi in the sky. I have used 3G/4G in the sky before illegally over Australia but this is different. Emirates....
First of many meals
22 May 2016
The limo service to Melbourne airport and the Emirates lounge
I am travelling back in time, but during this reverse time travel I still get fed meals as if its normal time. This starts with a pre dinner dinne....
The end of boring stuff
26 March 2015
Transiting Melbourne airport and heading to Adelaide
My flight from Hong Kong to Melbourne made it. Despite a Germanwings plane killing all on board the day before in France, now apparently due to pi....
Melbourne Airport
25 March 2011
There was some confusion arriving at Melbourne airport. The chief trolley dolly (air hostess) announced that passengers had to stay on the plane. ....
Back where I started
17 July 2010
And now I am sitting in Melbourne airport, waiting for my short 1 hour flight back to Adelaide, which doesnt leave for a couple of hours. Enjoying....