Eating breakfast at the house lounge in Melbourne airport
OK, so as happens every November, I am heading to Japan for 4 weeks to climb mountains, shoot at typhoons and annoy the new Emperor.
This time I will be making a clockwise loop starting and finishing in Tokyo, staying at Takasaki, Niigata, Yamagata and Koriyama along the way.
Today I must first fly to Hong Kong. 10 hours. But then I must wait in Hong Kong for 8 hours before my flight to Narita. This is why I do not care if my flight is delayed.
During my 8 hours in Hong Kong I plan to start a third side in the ongoing riot situation, which sometimes shuts down the airport. My team will focus on the real issue, Japan is the real owner of China. The USA stole it from them in WW2.
After protesting, its another 4 or so hours to Narita, where I will arrive way too early to check in to my hotel, so again, I wont care if my flight is delayed.
Enough nonsense, I need to pace around before my 10 hour flight to focus my thoughts on how to start a protest movement.
I think I took a photo from roughly this spot on my way to Europe a few months ago. On the left you can see Australia's weak imitation of the glorious pants building in Beijing.
Here is my breakfast at the lounge shared by Virgin and Etihad, I ordered an omelet, which came without toast, so then I made my own toast and also got some yoghurt and fruit salad. Fascinating I realise, but photos of airport lounge food are the most linked of all my website content. Seriously.
It looks like my plane is not even here yet. So here is a photo of an air India plane. These photos are also very popular with people searching google image search. If you came here searching for boring plane photos, please read my whole site, I promise there will be more photos of boring stuff!
How to kill 8 hours in Hong Kong airport
My flight to Hong Kong was comfortable and less than half full. I had the entire middle block to myself and could have laid down, but did not.
In front of me there was a family with 3 small babies. As soon as the seatbelt sign went off the parents leapt up and started assembling various contraptions. After some time, it was ready to be inflated. Really.
The father pulled out a big bike pump and started pumping, and at the end an entire bouncy castle arrangement that could contain 3 babies had been constructed.
Then, just before he put the pump away, another father came and asked to borrow the pump, he brought his castle but forgot his pump. So there you go, coming soon on a flight near you, hours of pumping noises.
Now onto how to kill time in Hong Kong airport.
1. Walk a long way, I have walked at least 10km inside the airport.
2. Have something to drink. I have had a warm milk drink.
3. Take a shower. The Hong Kong airlines lounge has good showers.
4. Take a nap. I am going to try, but what if I oversleep? Its still 5 hours to my flight.
I do feel very tired currently, perhaps I am getting weak with old age.
Also an update on protesters, there are none. I walked to where they were protesting in recent weeks, which was immediately before the immigration counters, you can see out into the departure hall from just the other side, I could see no one in black face masks at all. Lots of old man security guards though, but I suspect they were always there.
Now, time for my nap.
Its definitely boring photo time. I stopped at Pacific coffee for a burnt brown sugar and ginger latte. I like these a lot and wish they had them in Australia. Pacific coffee is apparently Hong Kong owned, where as Starbucks is Mainland China owned, and hence, some Starbucks stores have been molotov'd lately.
I walked to every corner of the airport, but eventually ended up at the satellite concourse where most Hong Kong Airlines flights leave from.
I have not much else to do, so heres a photo of a toilet and mirrors and whatever. Squint and you can see me.
And finally, here is my nap spot. Maybe. Hmmm. Its very dark in here, so this is a noisy photo to get some exposure whatever.
Hong Kong to Narita on a Hong Kong Airlines A330
Now I am on the very familiar Kesei Skyliner train going from Narita airport to Tokyo, which is far, but fast. I am typing this on the train and the Japanese guy next to me is reading it, or trying to anyway. Hello something-san!
Prior to this, I experienced a new record. After the plane landed, bounced 3 times and came to a halt somewhere near Japan, we then proceeded to taxi back to the terminal, for 38 minutes. A new record. It was so very very slow. I could not see out the front of the plane, but I can assure you that there was a little old man running slowly in front of it directing the pilot, waving a flag and blowing a whistle while wearing a vest with lights embedded in it. He stopped for tea at one point and checked the fax machine for updated directions to the terminal.
Since I am working back chronologically, prior to that, I was on a plane, from Hong Kong to Narita, it was only a 4 hour flight. We left late but that was fine, as I am too early for my hotel. This timeline is confusing I know. The flight was fine, I did not get any sleep. That is a theme. It was also completely full, which was surprising.
As we came into Narita, I thought I might see Fuji, but it is cloudy. I noticed quite a lot of people taking photos of cloud where Fuji should be. Maybe they have fancy cameras that can see through cloud? Or maybe they plan to photoshop fuji into the photo, theres a filter for that.
Now working back a bit further to where the other update ended which mentally seems to have been written about a week ago, time to discuss the nap couch thing. No nap. The CHAISE LOUNGE was too hard, strange angle, it was too noisy and too damn cold. People kept coming in to my little area to see if I was really a person or if they could sleep there. So now we (me / I) are on no sleep for days and still I have managed to take some really boring photos I have taken previously.
Upon arriving in Japan, I still like to get a wifi thing, instead of a SIM card. That way I can use my regular work SIM card to receive SMS's to log into various secure work related things. Anyway, I preorder it months in advance from the same place I have always used which is probably the most expensive. I knew the post office would be shut for another 10 minutes but that was fine, theres a coffee shop next door.
I post this here because everyone arriving in Japan needs to collect something from this shop, either a wifi thingy or a SIM card. So here is the shop. It opens at 08:30.
I took this photo on a previous trip and used it to debug the way chrome re sizes photos with very poor quality. So I took it again so I can analyze later and become frustrated that Google has again changed / broken something.
And for the last boring photo. Its an airport. Lots of construction going on inside and out. There was basically no carpet anywhere inside, just dusty concrete. It really is a crap airport.
Wandering around Ueno and Akihabara on a Sunday afternoon
As mentioned above, my flight and train and other things all added up to get me to Ueno at about 9AM, for a 3PM check in at the hotel. Oh well. Despite having near record levels of tired, time to push on.
I decided the best thing to do was stagger like a drunk down to Akihabara and fit in with all the English Rugby supporters who really were drunk before lunch and were harassing 15 year old girls dressed as whores who were trying to get their attention but did not actually want any attention.
I walked very slowly, had lunch, walked slowly some more, sat and drank various carbonated sugar free beverages, staggered to find a public facilities until eventually it was time to stagger back to my hotel, check in and type this, so here we are.
The photos are all things I have taken photos of on previous trips, but at least they are not planes, airports and airline lounge food.
My hotel is right near Ueno station, so first up, I took a tour of the area around Ueno station. I am very familiar with this area.
I was a bit early for the actual main street to be closed off in Akihabara, but there were lots of people even before lunch time, including lots of people here for the rugby world cup. I am a little disappointed I did not receive an SMS advising me that public urination is not acceptable. Before rugby games the government has been sending various messages to foreign SIM cards connected to a Japanese mobile network reminding rugby fans that punching random old people is not an acceptable fun time activity in Japan.
My lunch consisted of vegetables and a pastry. It was very nice, but not a lot of food. I am starving right now, typing this as fast as I can so I can go get some dinner.
I normally save the photos of the reeds / lilies / weeds here in Ueno park until my last day, when they are dead.
Nearby the temple is having a Halloween festival with a girl band and middle age men who are way too into it and sing all the words and know the dance moves. It felt uncomfortable.
In Japan, religious festivals at temples involve girl bands, potato twister on a stick thing and Halloween.
And then, after way way too long, I got to check into my hotel. It is simply called the Ueno hotel. It is cheap and my room has an amazing shower. I like it a lot, I think its my third time staying here.
Exploring the overhead tracks of Ueno
As the title says. I am exhausted. I cannot go any further.
Also astute viewers may notice the addition of a subtitle thing under the title. What I have discovered is that no one can find my website content on Google because I always use obscure puns that do not even mean anything to me as titles for each section. So Google can therefore never classify my content.
The subtitle is therefore just a descriptive factual description describing things that I have done that day. The real title is above it, and much more meaningfulnessless. Thats a new word.
I knew I was exhausted before I left my hotel, but leave I did, and stuck to Ueno, which I wrote about earlier as the location of my hotel, if you have been paying attention and reading in order that would be fully apparent. I took photos of the overhead tracks and pipes and stuff, a few of them are shared below for your viewing pleasure. Then I went and had dinner, and here I am typing this, ready for bed, but trying to stay awake until 9PM local time, lets see who wins. No one wins.
Oh yeah, a rare third update today, despite massive ongoing tiredness. Devotion, plentiful, meaninglessly mindful.
Here are some bikes, some pipes, and a guy lit up by bright lights. Thats a new form of Haiku. Guy at the end of the alley was yelling loudly to himself. I yelled back. He was a better yeller than me so I scurried off. I cannot win this battle. Knowing when to retreat is the mark of a great warrior. If you retreat before the battle has started you will never be defeated.
The markets selling fresh fruit, bear bile, sea grapes and supreme t-shirts were still going strong on a Sunday night.
I have been up those steps before, I think theres a view, but not tonight. My poor legs cannot take me there.
For dinner, I had almost all the Japanese cuisines at once. If they could have thrown some Ramen on the plate I would be done. Actually I had something that was just that in a Nagoya train station years ago, which I believe was literally called, everything on a plate, with sauce. OK THATS IT. BED TIME.
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mother on 2019-10-27 said:
what are uber nerds? i like the alley shot.
adriana on 2019-10-27 said:
read it. I suppose the update is for the olympics - like everything else in Tokyo.
Daytrip to hike Mount Tsukuba using public transport
Today I went to the second most popular mountain near Tokyo, Tsukuba. Strangely I have not been here before, I thought I had, but my memory was wrong. I checked and now know that on a rainy day when I came to Tokyo for the weekend a few years ago I actually went to Takao not Tsukuba. It is a little bit surprising that I had not been here before, but now that situation is fully remedied with great remediation.
As the title alludes to, it was really quite expensive! You have to take a private railway, the Tsukuba Express, then a 40 minute bus ride. All up to go there and back cost over $50! Extorionistic I say.
For many people the cost would be much higher as you are supposed to take 2 cable cars, of course I mocked them and threw rocks at them and hiked.
Something I predicted would happen at some point on this trip already happened, the main trail was closed due to fallen trees. I suspect I could have just ignored that and found a way around them, but since there were other trails to choose from on this mountain, I decided to heed the warnings. It did seem strange when the hikers that got off my bus all went the wrong way, turns out they were right and I was wrong.
Anyway, despite the high cost, it was a good day of hiking a small mountain, it serves as a warm up for longer, more boring hikes to come, so heed my warning.
Frequently, when I get to the start of the trail, I cannot actually take a photo of the mountain because it looks like a wall of trees with no peak. To remedy that, today I took a photo out the bus window. There are actually 2 peaks to climb, the male and female peak. I climbed both. This photo came out really well considering its taken through glass from a moving bus.
The view from the bus stop was decent. A bit hazey today, absolutely no wind, definitely shorts and t-shirt weather.
Obviously there will be a shrine. Both trails up start from here, turn left for one, turn right for the other.
DAMN IT! As I said, theres more than one path up, and a different way again most of the way down. Its convenient that they added English to the sign, and Chinese, no Korean though. Luckily I can not read Korean, otherwise I would have been here all day reading the sign had they remembered to add it.
Time to engage in some forest bathing. It is now legally mandated that all salary men spend one day a month forest bathing (unpaid).
There are many auspicious rocks on this mountain, most of them have something to do with fertility, as does the whole male and female mountain thing. The bus to get here had a soundtrack explaining it all, suggesting that the mountain peaks were highly compatible.
This rock gives men amazing power! Theres a page of Japanese text, and in English it says 'MAN POWER ROCK'. Hmm, it looks way more feminine than masculine.
The horror, the horror! Despite quite a lot of kind of dangerous scrambling over rocks, a lot of school groups featuring children no older than 10 are making the journey, very very.... very slowly. No way to pass. No amount of me swearing and throwing stuff at them would make them get out of my way. My journey up from here on in was slow. They had not come the entire way up, but the path over the rocks from the cable car is the tricky bit.
Summit time. This is the female summit. Fun fact, male and female are the same sounding words in Chinese and Japanese, nan for men, nu for women.
The view. I culled a lot. Some of that haze is farmer smoke. I think I saw on the tv news this morning a smoke warning.
The path across the ridge, past the other cable car (there are 2 different ones) to the man mountain.
Here is the mini shrine on the top of the female mountain that is a girls only toilet, make up shop and place to gossip about how your other female work mates are all bitches.
Like most Japanese mountains, there are many contraptions set up to allow the Emperor to effectively communicate with the sky demons.
You will see that on the saddle area between peaks there are a lot of shops. This shop however is on its own in a very nice spot, so nice that it has zero customers. I got their hopes up as I staggered out to the edge to take this photo. But then I just walked off.
I knew what the coffee was, I take mine black in Japan when it comes in a can, but the biscuit / cookie looking thing I had no idea. Will it be savory or sweet? It had no discernible odor. I bit into it, half expecting it to taste like fish or soap. No! It is a block of honeycomb! Now I have the diabeetus!
The short path up to the top of man mountain was not long, in fact it was short as I just said, but still had some technical sections like this to scramble up. Fun times. Some of these rocks had been worn very smooth, quite treacherous on the way down.
It was now time to head back to girl mountain, or more politically correct, woman mountain, and find a way down to the other shrine / cable car. Lets get going!
THATS MY BUS! I ran dangerously down the last bit, the bus set off without me, I stood in the road and flagged it down and he let me on, but this caused all kinds of confusion in charging me the right extremely high fare as the machine had already ticked over to a slightly less extremely high fare. There was more confusion when I got off again, and a lot of very fast speaking in Japanese, to which I nodded and smiled.
Yeah, its the inside of a bus. Despite the high cost, Mount Tsukuba is a fun day trip from Tokyo, especially if you are not into 6 hour plus hikes, this one can be done slowly in about 4 hours. Slow because of school kids.
Walking to the Skytree to eat hot soba
Not many photos tonight. All I did was walk from Ueno to the Skytree and back and eat some delicious hot soba in a foodcourt. I like foodcourts, I get to be among the people, I get to sit near people that immediately, and silently pick up their trays and move somewhere else to eat. Even if I am 2 tables over. So welcoming of them to give me a bit of space.
You may also have heard that Tokyo is hosting the Olympics next year. Well not all of it, some of the distance running and walking events have been moved to Sapporo due to the heat of the Tokyo summer. Anyway, to indoctrinate the population to accept the massive bill, the main government broadcaster now plays Olympic propaganda films on repeat.
First there was a great Japanese history lasting 20,000 years. Then many great gold medal winning athletes who were bombed in Hiroshima started training while the bomb was still going off. Their dreams were answered, when Tokyo hosted the Olympics in 1964, the world was made to apologise for war atrocities. Then nothing much happened for a while. Chairman Shinzo Abe re-ascended. Children again found the will to start training. A new Emperor announced the re imperialisation of Japan, with the Reiwa era of COMPLIANCE. Athletes agreed to comply. And now soon it will all culminate in Tokyo 2020, when the world will apologise once again.
I am very certain my translation of the events in these documentaries is 100% accurate.
Here is one of the shopping streets in Asakusa, near the shrine. I go here regularly when I visit. I like all the small stores selling traditional wares. I buy nothing of course. My favorite shop this evening was selling nothing except for blue aprons for people that slice fish. That is all the entire store had for sale.
Pissing in public is a big problem in Japan. These signs are particularly prominent in car parks, reminding drunk guys returning to their cars not to piss and drive.
I was not even going to take a photo of the Skytree, but I liked the station lighting at the bottom of it.
And here is my delicious dinner, featuring hot soba and some tempura vegetables. Right now I am enjoying mandarin slices in white flavourless calorie free jelly for dessert.
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bobule on 2019-11-04 said:
epic photos, would love to walk that mountain trail
David on 2019-10-29 said:
Really not far at all, maybe 3km? The back streets between ueno and asakusa are all very nice little shops, they have made new wider footpaths along one narrow street in particular
adriana on 2019-10-28 said:
How many kms from Ueno to Skytree? We have walked from asakusa to Ueno - nice walk
David on 2019-10-28 said:
When I got off again at the train station which was my destination.
As you know in Japan you tap on after getting on at that middle door, then tap off when you get off at the drivers door. It uses gps to calculate the fare to deduct based on how far you have travelled
mother on 2019-10-28 said:
man and woman are pronounced differently in Japanese than Chinese. Why did you get off the bus again?
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mother on 2019-10-26 said:
yes it's on. Read all your photo editing spiel. Very interesting. HK airport has had a bit of a reno since we were there.
David on 2019-10-26 said:
Nap spot failed, too noisy and freezing cold, too hard and weird angle. No sleep for me.
David on 2019-10-26 said:
is this thing on?