Narita shrines
The goal of the day was to waste as much time as possible and not get sweaty.
The best way to do this is to spend all day sitting on trains and looking at shrines.
My selection of shrine tourist area was Narita, yes right by the airport, but the wrong airport.
First I wandered around my hotel and had a couple of coffees before showering (again) and checking out at 11am, which was the latest possible time.
Then I spent 2 hours on the train to Narita, which involved a transfer.
The shrine area there is really good, some of the best shrines I have seen in Japan, so it was a worthwhile trip even if I was not just doing it to kill time.
Then I found a food court and that was exciting, but I opted for a bakery instead before going back to my hotel where I had left my bags, before immediately setting off for Haneda airport.
I was still too early.
I am actually typing this at the airport but will split it into two posts as I always do.

Now for the tourist street. It winds it's way down a hill. The traffic situation was horrendous, cars and trucks nearly running people over.

I exited via the rear of the garden and walked around some quiet streets and got to a huge shopping centre. Time for a late lunch.

A food court! But as I mentioned above, I was too early for dinner, so instead I had a sandwich and a muffin from a bakery. Now to go back to Tokyo, get my bags and continue on to Haneda.
Haneda airport
Haneda airports main web page has a warning about congestion at immigration, you see this page when you log onto the wifi.
When you are in line they play an announcement 'the immigration area is very chaotic right now please...'.
This truly is one of the worst airports in the world now, if I see it on a best airports list I will know those lists are getting paid to make recommendations.
It took me more than an hour to get through security and immigration, probably an hour and 15 minutes. This is unacceptable.
If you have a shop in the airport departures, where there are a lot of restaurants before immigration and almost none after, please understand that the refusal of the archaic Japanese government / airport authority to open more counters / lanes results in you losing business. Everyone has to immediately find the guy holding the giant pole with the big sign on the top saying END OF THE LINE HERE even if it is 3 hours until departure because the line is intimidatingly long.
I saved a good rant for the end.
So after hanging out in an unnecessary line for a while, I had time to eat the same dinner I have eaten before from one of only about 3 tiny restaurants post immigration, and then type and upload this in a hurried fashion and soon it will be time to board.
I do not have a huge amount of time in Cairns on the way back, so maybe there will be photos of Cairns airport, maybe not, either way they will be almost as fascinating as hotel room photos.

Qantas is going well, cancelled and delayed flights. I am not flying Qantas. There were angry people hanging around the sign though.

This terminal of Haneda airport is not massive, so I do not understand the poor service of security and immigration.

And an exact same meal I have had before at this airport, Yakisoba. Great it was too, and under $10.
OK I had better go find my gate now.