Virgin Melbourne to Adelaide
There are roughly 6 direct flights a day between Melbourne and Hong Kong. Due to excessive tightarsedness, I have chosen to pretend direct flights do not exist. Note: I made up a word in the very first sentence.
Similarly, there are roughly 50 x 1 stop flights a day between Melbourne and Hong Kong however these are still not convoluted enough for me.
Why not add a huge amount of time and potential for cancellation by inventing a 3 flight method of getting to Hong Kong?
The check in lady at Melbourne airport was very confused when I told her I was going to Hong Kong via Adelaide and Singapore, and said 'hmmm, not sure I have ever checked that one in before, let me see if I can get your bag all the way there' and she could. Well she said she could.
I will find out in about 18 hours time if my bag is waiting for me in Hong Kong.
Anyway, this is the first of a few dribbles of nonsense for today while I have time to kill in airports. The actual flight from Melbourne to Adelaide was non eventful, Virgin Australia put me in an economy x seat, which is their name for fat business men seats they charge slightly extra for, however it being Saturday, no fat business men.

I periodically see this horrific carpet in Melbourne airport getting discussed. It looks like a mass stabbing has occured and they cannot clean it up. Either that or a shark attack, very welcoming.

The view from Adelaide airport, shot through tinted glass with reflections and weird white balance. Nice sunrise today, the 1 hour flight was a bit turbulent leaving Melbourne, which I actually enjoy.

Adelaide airport has had quite a few good upgrades in recent years, I would say it is probably the nicest airport in Australia now, seriously.

In fact even the Virgin lounge is good, the Melbourne and Sydney ones are worse than a 3rd world country zoo, where that country has just undergone a military coup and the starving populace are eating the lions.
Adelaide to Singapore on a Singapore airlines A350
The flight was very full, not one spare seat, but that is not why it was demanding. Everyone around me kept pressing the call bell and demanding more and more stupid stuff. Bags of nuts (one guy asked for 5 bags of nuts!), extra ice creams, whisky, crackers, extra pillows, extra blankets, headphones. It was crazy, I have never seen anything like it. People were pressing the bell, waiting 5 seconds, getting frustrated that their next glass of ice had not arrived, and pressing the bell again. People were pressing it while the seat belt sign was on for turbulence parts of the flight and getting up to wave at the the stewardesses when they did not come over. All this in the cheap seats for tightarses like me.
My guess is quite a few people around me do not fly very often, Adelaide is hard to escape... and when they saw one guy get his call bell demands, they all joined in, even though the people dinging the bell were not related.
The only other boring things of note, the flight left Adelaide an hour late, but I still have plenty of time in Singapore to type this boring stuff, and then we were a bit more delayed as on descent into Singapore there was a storm over the airport so we circled for a while. There was however, no turbulence. These days they put the seat belt sign on even when they think there might be a chance of turbulence after a few high profile recent incidents.
Oh yeah, Dune II is a dumb movie. 3 hours of worm riding and I had no idea who anyone was.

Here is my jet still on the ground in Adelaide. Is it an A350 or a dreamliner? I am not sure now. I prefer the older 777 (wider) and especially the A330 (narrower but less abreast seating layout). The marketing of the newer ones are all bullshit, humans per cubic m3 always increases with every new generation jet.

If your kids misbehave in Singapore airport you can put them in a cage. And let them tire themselves out mini trampolining. Probably a lot of injuries have resulted from this.

You still cannot walk the full lap at Singapore airport, I always try, but construction is going on, one day my dream will become a reality. BTW, you can walk a full lap at the criminally underrated Taoyuan airport in Taiwan.

Today's smoking area disguised as a garden of choice is the sunflower garden. This is about the extent of it. There are a group of airport workers behind me smoking and hacking up a lung. Also I had to stand out here for 10 minutes waiting for my camera to de-fog. Going outside from the air conditioned terminal building makes the entire innards of your camera water logged.

And now this is where I am sitting. Same old lounge. It has showers these days though, but since it is a day flight for me today, no need for a shower. And now it is nearly time to board my next flight to Hong Kong, and hope to get on the last airport train into the city so I don't have to figure out the night bus.
Singapore to Hong Kong on an A350
OK, this flight was an Airbus A350 and the previous one was a Boeing dreamliner. I no longer know my planes. They are both almost identical, 3 x 3 x 3 seating in a space that should have 2 x 4 x 2, I am not sure I am using my x's correctly in that but you get the idea.
Anyway, I set 2 new world records. The first one was the most number of flights taken in a day to get from Melbourne to Hong Kong, which is 3.
The second one was the amazingly fast exit from Hong Kong airport, from the time I was off the plane to the time I was on the train, 12 minutes, including clearing customs, getting my bag and walking to the train. Astonishing!
The flight was again full, and so I was thrilled that a child too old to cry yet still quite small sat next to me, he seemed ok at first, but you guessed it, by the end he had developed full blown covid and went through 1.5 boxes of tissues, the remnants of which filled the air and littered the floor. So that is probably going to be the end of my holiday, medivac flight coming soon.
I am actually typing some of this sitting on the airport train, but I know the only remaining photos of the day are going to be the hotel room photos, if they let me check in, refer previous Korean trip when a Japanese hotel chain decided to cancel my booking and give my room to someone else for arriving after midnight, despite me advising the hotel I would be arriving after midnight and them replying that would be fine. I am still bitter.

And since there are photos of my hotel room here, it means they did not cancel my booking. It really is bed time now, but the hotel seems good enough, room is quite big.
Nan Lian garden
Both me, and Hong Kong are old and grey. I feel old today, stiff, sore, making groaning noises when I bend over or get out of a chair etc. 3 flights has turned me into a senior citizen.
Also it is raining, not surprise rain, I knew it would rain today, the forecast for the next week is no more rain and quite a bit of sun, I have my doubts about sun. But I was surprised when it was only 14c and stayed that temperature all day. I was fine in my shorts and t-shirt in the misty rain that soon became no rain, but the locals have of course opted for the full length puffer jackets, welding gloves, and umbrellas you could cover a car with.
All of this added up to it not being a hiking day. I think that was wise despite the rain disappearing at least at sea level by lunch time. I also think my joints are all swollen far worse than previous journeys, again proving that all the marketing nonsense for newer style carbon fibre passenger jet aircraft keeping the cabin pressure higher to improve passenger comfort is something they completely made up.
Anyway, eventually I got to a garden, and it was surprisingly excellent... and free!

Here is a photo of wet streets. Nathan road to be precise. My hotel is on Nathan Road and named after it.

I decided to walk to the garden, and got lost on the way a few times. I am frequently told to stay in my lane and yet I rarely drive.

Not much open early on Sunday, but the traditional markets were doing well with their blood coloured lighting.

Eventually I made it to the water. That is the new stadium just left of centre where the rugby sevens tournament is on today. It is a sellout and the biggest thing all year in Hong Kong according to airline advertisements, so I was a bit surprised to get my accommodation for the price I did over this weekend. I will avoid that area as it is full of drunken westerners.

The local 'sitting out' area as they are called is a fancy one with a pond full of fish and terrapins. Today is Filipino slave day off, so due to the risk of rain, they erect tents in parks like this and sit inside with karaoke machines. I do not photograph them.

There was a sign saying do not feed the terrapins, and I saw some but they are too hard to photograph without a zoom. Which raises the age old question of, what even is a terrapin and how is it not a turtle or at worst a tortoise?

Some distance away from the above 'sitting out' area park is today's official garden, the Nan Lian garden, complete with no entry fee, so no matter how disappointing it is, I will approve of it.

At first I went into a museum inside the garden grounds, a museum on the history of wooden architecture. I learnt about the history of various ways of joining beams without nails.

The gold statues inside were some of the largest gold coloured Buddhas I have ever seen, but they do not like you taking photos of those, in case people find out about them on my website and form an elite team of thieves to steal them.

A nearby shopping mall has a donki. So with mini Kyoto in the garden and a donki over the road, there is no reason to ever go to Japan again.

In the bottom of the mall, which I believe was named 'Plaza Hollywood' is the young innovators fair. It seems to have a tent for each school, and they all seem to be innovating in the world of plush toys / trading cards with an online AI component hosted on the block chain. So a fair to come up with new scams that involve various forms of gambling basically.

And it being a non hiking non travelling day, I had time for a real lunch. A great lunch of Sichuan beef cheeks with dry noodle. Very much like Biang Biang but with more numbing than spicy. I was very pleased with my choice. Also it came from a food court literally next door to my hotel, so I will probably go there again at some point.
Hong Kong Star Ferry
Good news, it gets dark early enough for me to still be awake after the sun sets. I go to bed between 9 and 9:30pm when on holidays, and get up very early to go hiking most days. On a trip to Korea a few years ago I never saw the night.
Tonight I walked along Nathan road, wondered why people walk so damn slowly these days, then paid about $1 to ride a ferry to the other side of the harbour.
Over on the island side, there was no cheap food, only expensive experiences for the coiffed, so I scurried back to the poor side and had the same meal I had many years ago in the same place the first time I ever saw that meal... you will realise what I mean when you see it.
So now that I had 2 proper meals in a day and my old man joints have drained themselves of whatever fluid builds up due to plane travel, I can declare that tomorrow is a hiking day.
Unless I wake up with some form of sudden onset bird flu, or it is raining hard enough for there to be puddles.

A rather bland photo of a street scene, but this is Chungking mansions, the most infamous place remaining in Hong Kong. You can get a 'hotel room' in that building for $10 a night. A lot of dodgy guys hang around out front trying to sell you a suit or watch or some bitcoin. I think I walked through it once in the past, I will give it a miss this time.

I have distinct memories of this underpass that goes to the harbour. No one besides me uses it. They should just name it after me since I have used it on my own about 5 times in 15 years.

Right on the harbour is a pop up ballroom dancing event. There was no rug for me to cut so I chose to move on.

I think it still costs about $1 to ride. It must run at a loss. Presumably this means they have no money to perform maintenance. If one of them ever sinks they will cancel the whole thing.

An Apple store over a highway, I wanted to go in there and ask them why they do not allow custom fonts to be rendered when served from local sites in Safari... but I chose to focus on finding food instead, Apple users can enjoy looking at crap fonts for the rest of their lives. Have I lost everyone?

All the food near the ferry station on the island side was far too expensive, so as mentioned above I travelled back under the harbour by train and was surprised to find myself at the very same Food Republic where I tried pepper lunch for the first time about 15 years ago. I probably did not get kim chi on it that time, but add kim chi, add egg, add mushrooms is my standard order, they did not have any mushrooms.
Now it is time for bed, tomorrows hike might evolve as it happens as there are a lot of trails to choose from.
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Laura on 2025-03-30 said:
Hong Kong looks so cool. excited to read and see more. You know I have no life outside of reading your blogs in between my Asia trips.
I'm going to Korea May 20. Maybe I'll try to actually blog.
David on 2025-03-30 said:
you never had pepper lunch in your life? I know it is closed down in Adelaide now but it was there for years. You grill it on the hot stone plate.. it takes about 1 minute to cook as you mix everything together
jenny on 2025-03-30 said:
you eating raw meat now?
jenny on 2025-03-30 said:
some of those garden photos are so beautiful they could be AI.
Ma On Shan park from Choi Hung to Shek Mun station
I got up at 6 and put on sunscreen, expecting a long day of hiking, starting out cloudy but getting clearer as the day went on. The reality of that plan was somewhat different. Sunscreen was definitely not required.
First of all, getting to a spot to start the hike was a fun challenge, I got off the subway at Choi Hung station and tried to follow the road map, to walk along roads, to get to the trail start point. This was harder than following any hiking trail in existence. The roads themselves often have no footpath, and instead you have to walk along, over, under and through buildings on elevated walkways, crossing the road many times. This would be ok if some of them were not closed for repairs. On 2 occasions I doubled back, and ended up in work sites with confused traffic guards looking me over.
Once I started the hike, I was no longer lost, but I did get wet. Much of the trail was overgrown and the foliage was still wet. My legs got scratched up a bit, and at times I was ducking down inside a tunnel of bamboo.
There were zero other people, really, zero! Presumably they had a better weather report than me, because then it started raining again, unexpectedly. And it did not stop. So I was wet from multiple sources.
There were many choices for trails, and at times I was on the 2 main Hong Kong trails, the Maclehose and Wilson trails, but generally I was on lesser known less developed trails.
I did have plans to go a bit further, but it had become slippery and my feet were soaked, so I altered my plan to head down a bit sooner.
Stats time I guess....
9.74km
769m total ascent, more than I thought
3 hours 50 minutes, a short wet hike today
1209 calories burned
20,000 or so steps, but getting to and from the stations on each end added another 8k steps.

My path to the trail took me through the middle of scary style apartments. There is another wall exactly the same behind me, completely closing in this courtyard. There were 10 or so the same. Eerily quiet but I think people live here.

That peak will be part of my journey today. There is allegedly a way to go up the face, but I have read that the trail is no longer maintained at all and now very dangerous. Given that it was a bit damp at this point I decided to skip the dangerous path and pick a more well known trail.

Do I need to be concerned about getting attacked by a newt? There are no bears here for me to be concerned about.

Every hiking trail in Hong Kong seems to have these warning signs, including the aforementioned Wilson and Maclehose trails advertised by the government. Everyone just ignores the signs.

High bamboo started. This part was fine, when the path later became one foot wide with lower bamboo forming a 4 foot high tunnel, that is when things became a bit more challenging.

There is a giant weather station / spy satellite communication base behind me. The helicopter pad looks a lot more useable than the Korean ones. A lot more cloud is rolling in than I expected!

The thin trail through the bamboo started, still low bamboo at this point, but my legs and feet were already getting wet.

This is nothing compared to the overgrown bits from earlier, in those sections I couldn't really get my camera out at all, however this might give you an idea of the remaining trails for the day.

And then of course, I escaped the wet tropical hiking paradise into some more high rises. It was still about another 30 minutes walk back to the train, with wet feet.
First hike over.
Jordan to Mong Kok
Most people already know where Mong Kok is. It is just north of my hotel along Nathan road.
There are numerous markets in Mong Kok and on the way to Mong Kok. Some of them open late, some of them close early. They all sell crap to tourists. I am a tourist but hate things and hate paying for them, so markets full of things no one really wants to buy seem particularly dumbfounding.
I also went and had dinner in the huge building with the long escalators, as you shall see below. I had to have an emergency dinner because I was feeling a bit shaky, but immediately afterwards, I am back to normal, passing everyone in the street, running away from anyone sneezing and or coughing, passing judgement on smokers, and leaping into the air in a ridiculous manner whenever someone blows a car horn.

Here is the most disappointing market of the evening. I seem to recall being here many years ago and being surprised that it was mainly a sex toy market. Now they mainly have 3d holograms of Chairman Mao.

A nice bit of old Hong Kong. Actually most of this side of Hong Kong is still resisting gentrification.

My emergency dinner, Hokkaido soup curry. I am going to Japan in a weeks time, but nowhere near Hokkaido.

The soup curry came from this mall with the very long escalators. Photo does not make them seem too long, but refer to my previous Hong Kong visits for photos from the top.

Here is the ladies market. Full of nothing but tourists, including me. It used to be really busy and more claustrophobic, I guess it is Monday night. Apparently it is a good idea to hold onto your wallet here.

Here is something you might not see in Australia. A made in Russia store. Pretty interesting stuff inside, but none of it was cheap.
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mother on 2025-03-31 said:
Ill have the green car
mother on 2025-03-31 said:
rabbit rock looks more like turtle rock
Brian on 2025-03-31 said:
The cloudy shots looks great David
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adriana on 2025-03-30 said:
glad you made it. Happy hiking.
Laura on 2025-03-29 said:
Good luck not catching whatever that small child had and surviving all those flights
mother on 2025-03-29 said:
I totally agree that that carpet in Melbourne looks like a mass murder has taken place and that Adelaide airport is superior these days.
David on 2025-03-28 said:
tap tap.... is this thing on?