Living in a monastery in rural France
I have to run to a meeting shortly so this is a tiny update.
Last night I went to a fancy dinner at a fancy hall de ceramique museum or something, it was very far on a bus.
This morning despite getting back from dinner at midnight I got up and went for a small walk around the local area, it is not as quaint as people would imagine. No idea if I will find time to add anything else tonight.
Also it is cloudy this morning, the first time it hasnt been bright sunshine. Here is 4 crap pics, including some clouds.
All stores in France, post the bread futures market spot price on their window like they are trading gold.
Escaping the monastery through fields of wheat at sunset
I managed to escape the monastery.
After a long day of mainly looking out a bus window and being fed cheese, salted meats and various pastries, I finally cracked under the pressure and scaled the monastery wall, death rolled into the fields of hay and scarpered across a world war 1 battle field to the relative safety of the local Carrefour supermarket. Also I dont care what the spellchecker thinks, scarpered is a word!
The supermarket experience was as disappointing as the local village. Clearly I am in a poor people area, poor enough that the local monastery shut down. Many Carrefours are fantastic, even in China! This one was like a bi-lo (insert the local dented can supermarket of your country here).
After walking every aisle to amass more steps, I walked through the village, with an eye over my shoulder and my hands in my pockets. Soon after I found a nice dirt track through a field, google suggested it would link to a forest track and get met back to where I needed to be, and indeed it did. Along the way, I became aware that if a cloud would just move an inch, I would have great light, so I actually stopped and waited a few minutes for the clouds to part, and the hay to turn gold.
Which reminds me, on the bus earlier I was stuck in traffic, and the reason was, someone had flicked a cigarette butt out of a car window on a highway and set the hay field alight.
Thats all for now, tomorrow I predict there will only be a late evening update, I will be back in Paris for one more night then.
Here she is in all her glory, the local Carrefour supermarket. Its the town pump / village well, the only place with people.
Inside, people wander the aisles, wondering how a modern supermarket can exist without air conditioning and with every drinks fridge turned off.
Just past the edge of the village, a youth activity centre, behind large fences. Hoodlums without skateboards are hanging out on the skateboard ramp.
Eventually this became a park, with a nice tree. It was still daylight, but time for me to go to bed.
A stroll through the northern parts of Paris
As the creative title says, I am now back in Paris, in the same hotel in the same room, for one night. Tomorrow I go to London on the Eurostar, assuming there is no sudden strike.
I was able to get a lift back to where I needed to be in Paris in the afternoon after work, this was very convenient as it allowed me to do my washing, more on that shortly.
The journey back was not without incident, the traffic situation is terrible and I was only trying to get to the outskirts of Paris, still there was a major motorcycle accident, and then when stopped at a freeway offramp, small immigrant child beggars raced over and tried to open the car door to beg for money / rob / stab me. There was a huge amount of rubbish and junk in this area, it was unclear if its because beggars pull it out of cars by opening the doors, or if motorists throw it at them. I was deep in some culture.
As is usual for the hotel laundry, the dryer cooked my clothes to the point of immolation. I burnt myself on a zip removing my clothes from the dryer.
The laundry was finished in good time, which meant I could walk all the way into the middle of the city from my hotel and gawk at tourists enjoying Friday night. There was a huge amount of people around, and despite eating a ridiculous amount of cheese and meat and cake in the last 3 days, I managed to choose the worst dinner of all time!
These wont quite be the last Paris photos, I have time to take a few more photos of identical looking streets again tomorrow morning before heading to the station. I think I have seen all there is to see, it all looks the same to me. Most people think its the most beautiful city in the world, yet to my eyes it looks like rows and rows of prison cells, no views, no trees, no variety, lots of litter, basically no parks, uninviting shops, nowhere to sit, no toilets, everyone smoking, you get the idea, I am wearing out my comma key.
I think this is a combo of a housing project for immigrants, a supermarket, and a reconstructed ancient gate possibly celebrating Levi Strauss, the guy that invented American blue jeans in the wild west that Russians will trade for military secrets.
My walk took me past the other big train station, Gare de L'est. Trains from here seem to go mainly to Germany. Apparently tonight is the start of the 8 week official French / German holiday period, and possibly the worst night all year for traffic escaping Paris. The train station was very busy. I am trying to use up my remaining Euros, so I drank 5 litres of water before setting off on my walk so I could keep paying to use the toilets. There was no need for cash, everywhere takes card, and by card I mean I paid with google pay via my phone everywhere. That would be fine except I took some Euros out before I knew that, so now I have to use them, which is annoying. I could give my cash to the immigrant children but they already tried to rob me.
This is the biggest park in the entire greater Paris metropolitan area. These two ladies and their babies are enjoying the lovely gravel.
Now for my dinner. Everywhere is a crepe shop, so why not a crepe for dinner? See below to find out why not.
I got talked into a crepe combo, savoury and sweet. I expected the savoury one to be more than just cheese. It was just cheese. The chocolate one was nutella from a jar. Why are they this dark brown color? I have so many questions as to how a crepe shop in Paris can stuff up crepes. I have regrets.
Lots and lots of people had amassed to watch this busker guy. I made sure my pockets were zipped up and took up a spot. First he spent 5 minutes untangling his blue rope to music, occasionally jumping in the air or standing on one leg while his music was playing, then when he was done, he just stood like this until the crowd dispersed. So cultural.
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elz on 2019-07-14 said:
I love you captain Hadock, please kiss me
tintin on 2019-07-14 said:
captain hackduck compon youg marinve
adriana on 2019-07-13 said:
I see your opinion of Paris has not changed. I can also see why you prefer China - I think I would too.
Taking the Eurostar from Paris to London
Now I am in London, England, formerly part of Europe, currently part of limboland.
Escaping was not without incident, quite fittingly, just before entering the tunnel between France and England, drama.
The Eurostar train is dirty and dated, despite being one of the newer versions of the trains that plow the line. They are very long.
Anyway, I got up and walked to the dining car. Which is a small bar area without seating, just a couple of shelves to lean on.
As you might do, I took a photo of the bar area after ordering my terrible French style coffee. Despite not photographing the girl that was serving, she freaked out and demanded I delete the photo. There were no signs saying 'no photo' but I deleted it anyway.
She then disappeared briefly.
So... I am standing drinking my coffee reading my phone, and next thing a soldier with a machine gun arrives, demands to see my phone. I reluctantly handed it to him, then showed him how to find the photo gallery app. I asked him 'I do not understand what the problem is?'. His response, 'Shut up now or be arrested, YOUR CHOICE!'.
So there you go, that was my lasting impression of France.
Now I am in my hilariously tiny, very cheap, London hotel room. A single bed, no desk, no fridge, no air conditioning, no tv. The room has a narrow shelf to perch my laptop on while I sit on the bed, but it is quite uncomfortable, but it will do! There is however a tiny bathroom, but it has no shelf of any kind, the toilet paper is on the cistern, there is nowhere to hang a towel at all, it is currently on my bed. Finally, the window is open, and the room is full of flies!
Still in Paris at this point, and here I am in some kind of a monument park. There are many monuments, and many many more keep off the grass signs.
This is a sculpture. It is made out of plastic or marble or something like that. Why someone spent a great deal of effort to sculpt a tree that has fallen over, I do not know.
Yep. And later in Gare Du Nord they were announcing in English that multiple pickpockets had been arrested so far today.
Here is Gare du Nord as seen from the Eurostar check in area. The check in process has actually improved since I was last here, with e-passports now accepted.
I managed to find something reasonably healthy, but extortionately expensive, but that was ok, I was spending my remaining Euros.
The departure lounge area is still very small, just before you can board the train, you cannot move. It was a lot better than last time I was here, which was 10 years ago minus one day exactly. I was last here on Bastille day, which is tomorrow, and left on the Eurostar that evening. It poured with rain all day and the entire wooden floor area here was mud. No rain in site this time.
The inside of the Eurostar is surprisingly claustrophobic. The seats are very high, the aisles are very narrow. It also seems dirty.
The area north of Kings Cross is now completely gentrified
Like the title says, the first thing I noticed tonight, no traffic. The daily consumption tax thing for crossing the red line and entering the city centre keeps nearly every car out. This is a great thing. All cities should have it. Walk you lazy assholes.
The next thing I noticed was variety. Variety in building types, food places, shops, parks, markets, grass you are allowed on etc. All in all a much more varied location than Paris. Of course I already knew this, but the area near my hotel has changed drastically since I was last here.
From Kings Cross north to Camden is now all modern buildings, mixed with old industrial things turned into shops and markets. A very nice area as you shall see.
Then a bit later I went to Oxford street, the main shopping street. It was very busy with people, not many cars or buses, but then someone managed to get run over! I took a pic.
Then I remembered that British departments stores still have restaurants, that are cheap, relatively healthy, and very accessible to the solo diner. I took pic.
Since nothing funny happened in the above diatribe, and since I now have English language tv stations, I will explain how British ads are different to ours. They explain everything. In great detail. I find this very strange and a little bit condescending. An ad for a dyson vacuum cleaner explains how if you push the button the vacuum will start and you can suck dirt and debris from the floor of your house. When you are done, you plug it into the wall and it recharges. Once the little blinking light turns off it is charged and you can use it again! All explained in a very happy school teacher voice.
The same then applies for various medical things, if you have a headache, open the box and pull out one of the two slides of capsules. Pop out one or two of the capsules and swallow them one at a time with a glass of water. Once you have swallowed them sit or lie down and wait a few minutes, your headache will start to go away!
Very weird.
My hotel is just across the street from Kings Cross station, which means betting shops, England loves them. This one is great, because 3 homeless guys who are probably homeless due to the betting shop, are passed out directly out the front of the shop. Much like Australia there are lots and lots of betting ads on tv.
Heading north and I got to this surprise outdoor area with a canal, near something called the coal drop sheds, where people are watching the Wimbledon tennis on a big floating screen.
Canal boats. I think they are strange in that there is nowhere on these boats to sit outside and enjoy the weather. The full length is under a non opening roof.
I briefly returned to my tiny room to check if I had been robbed yet. Here is the view. Outside the window 2 fat women were having a tourettes battle. It was simultaneously amusing and concerning.
I almost managed to get this properly square on! You can actually correct parallax in lightroom, I have never played with the tool.
Here is a random street. Note its cloudy. There was a bit of sun, but nothing like the bright blue sky of Paris.
The start of the busy Oxford street shopping area looking towards Piccadilly Circus. Everyone who has been to London has been here.
There were many healthy options, I settled on Sri Lankan vegetarian curry. It was really quite nice, and very cheap! I could have taken my pick from 20 different tables. How convenient!
I have no idea at all how or why, but the Microsoft store has what I assume is a real Mclaren Senna, that you can sit in and play xbox games. These are about a million bucks and limited to about 500 being built? Maybe Mclaren built them a rolling shell, but its still all made of carbon fibre.
This is where a guy got run over. He is on the ground here. There was a bang, a series of metallic crashing noises, then general screaming and panic. I suspect he went over the car that hit him rather than under it, he did not seem to badly hurt, maybe a broken leg.
The church near my hotel is a bit weird. It has these statues of people half buried, head first. They are presumably trying to dig down to hell.
And now two of my favorite things. Marks and Spencer fruit salad, of the WITHOUT MELON because apparently melons cause cancer, and their excellent diet ginger beer. I really wish Marks and Spencer would come to Australia.
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mother on 2019-07-14 said:
I have s o m any comments - why d on't you put a comment section after each photo cos I forget what I want to say by the time I get to the end. So I will only say that London seems to have a lot of rubbish in the streets as well.
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David on 2019-07-12 said:
I need to crop the left edge out of the power line photos
mother on 2019-07-12 said:
The field with the power lines is my favourite. what will happen when all of Europe finally get airconditioning?